Welcome to
Craig's Webpage of
Remember to wipe your feet.
Click the
hind leg for Games.
Spine for
Noise n stuff.
Sweetmeats
for quotes.
Tweak the udder for assorted links
Spare ribs for the standard "all about me" bit
front leg for pictures of people pulling stupid faces for the camera.
You like?You buy? I give you very good price. SIGN THE BOOK
Any comments, complaints, sexual favours
, artistic criticism, or if you are too scared to insult me to my
face, you can e-mail me at
[email protected] Where I will promply throw your letters away
without looking at them.
So far
People have been here.Since the counter last broke.
God help their souls.
All images, background and pretty much everything else on this page is copyright of Craig Ewart. Except for the stuff that Ive obviously nicked from other folk.Please do no piss in the lift.